" She doesn’t say ‘I love you’ like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say… ‘You’re an idiot’. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you are a lucky man. "
-Barney, How I Met Your Mother (via ckgarden)
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.